I’m sorry you guys are all gullible & believed that I would actually cut my hair off. LOL no. Never. (Taken with instagram)

Mayo.

Mind is a razor blade. (Taken with instagram)

My Bear came home early! Now we’re out & about. At some friends house. Mick? Hahaha. (Taken with instagram)

IS THIS NORMAL ENOUGH FOR YOU ANON?
IS IT?
IS IT?
IS IT? 

Abril. (Taken with instagram)

My eyes look green in this angle/light. 

Goth chola life 💀 (Taken with instagram)

I may or may not be half drunk on a Sunday night.

Yep.

I’M POOPED. 💀💀💀 (Taken with instagram)

You member the MySpace days. You member! 2007, 19 years old. #flashbackfriday (Taken with instagram)

People always assume I’m my niece, Trinity’s mum. Nope. I’m 23 & kid free. Sorry we look a bit a like. Gee wiz. (Taken with instagram)

Finally a new pair of glasses! Not even ashamed to say that Paula Deen makes cool frames. #butterbutterbutter! (Taken with instagram)

Can I even complicate your breathing? #cholaporvida (Taken with instagram)

May ‘09. 20 years old. Drunk, hot mess. #flashbackfriday (Taken with instagram)